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A person who refuses to go to war when he is being called.
Draft dodging is punishable by several years in jail plus heavy fines.
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someone who goes to the bathroom or leaves the bar, when it's his/her turn to buy a round.
Dude! how come every time it's your turn to buy a round of beer, you go to the bathroom, play the poker machine, or leave?
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One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.
GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.
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Someone who is always cold and hates even the slightest draft, breeze, or air conditioning on. Old people tend to become draft dodgers.
My girl is a bonafide draft dodger.
You gots to be kidding me, She told me she was in the Air Force as an Arabic Linguist.
No man, I'm not talking about her military record. I mean, the chick is cold all the time and she runs up my electric bills up all winter.
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something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.
I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).
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The reason Canada's population is growing.
I'm a pansy and don't want to protect the country that has allowed me to live freely all my life, so I'm moving to Canada.
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A person that is brainwashed by his/her College Professors into leaving the USA and moving to Canada to avoid military service.
Rodney left the country and moved to Canada to avoid the Viet Nam war. Rodney has been in Canada for the past 35 years and can not come back to the USA because he is a draft dodger and will be arrested. The Professor is still at the same College working against the USA.
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