dramasturbation

.n. The act of fondeling yourself while watching a soap opera.

"I was home from work all day and decided it was time for a little dramasturbation while watching Days of our lives".

Dramasturbate

Pleasuring yourself whilst crying, screaming, or any other extreme emotion

After my girlfriend broke up with me I was such a mess that I went home and dramasturbated.

Dramasturbating

The action of masturbating to an opera, at an opera, or while playing in an opera.

Child in the Crowd at an Opera: Mommy, whats he doing?
Random douchebag: HE'S DRAMASTURBATING!

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