draugik

A deformed, disappointing micropenis incapable of reaching the G spot.

I thought I stepped on a thumbtack, but it turned out to just be Mike's draugik.

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draugik

Supreme commander, one who leads with an iron fist. Destroyer of the Botany Bay and creator of slaughterday.

I wish i could be the draugik

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