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Similar to "submarining", Drone Striking is when you completely cut off all communication with a ting/boo/bae and then dramatically re-appear into their life. Typically, a Drone Strike takes place when the relationship and/or breakup was shocking and nobody thought you would reappear into each others' lives.
"OMG you'll never guess who just slid into my DM's and said he's in town."
"Wowwww he had the nerve to resurface like that!? That's hella drone striking territory."
"Should I drone strike bae from 6 years ago and see how he's doing?"
"Go for it girl. Hit him with the feels."
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An individual who repeatedly emails coworkers about their missed deadlines copying their team members and boss without talking to them first.
Tim: Did you read the email that came through last night from Drone Strike? I bet Dave is spewing right now...
Bill: Yea, what a cunt!
The act of jizzing on a person's face while they are sleeping.
Sarah was occupying my territory while she slept soundly last night. To reduce any collateral damage, I opted for a precision drone strike.
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Funny autonomous plane going woosh and bombing towns in random third world countries
isn't NATO the one that drone strikes weddings?
No it's the USA
delivering freedom in mass to third world countries specially in deserts for some reason
Sir are you sure you want to drone strike a village of innocent locals that have nothing to do with any terrorist organisation.
When you’re shitting and the shits come out like drone missiles. Small and hot.
After those extra spicy tacos I was blasting drone strikes into the toilet all night.
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The means by which human resources "professionals" anonymously and surgically eliminate candidates from the recruiting process, often while sipping soy lattes and watching BDSM porn in the comfort of their well-appointed offices.
The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
Scully: "Hey Mulder, whatever happened with that job you applied for that seemed a perfect match for your awesome skills?"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"