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Singular, noun: the shit you take a day after anal intercourse. A heavily self-involved and painful bowel movement, leading you to believe it to be substantial yet ultimately unsatisfyingly small and depressingly messy to clean up. Often leaves you feeling unsettled and even angry you had to take your pants off for this. Not to be confused with santorum, though the feces is often preceeded by or covered in santorum.
Alternatives: TDrump, DJTrump
Man, I just took the most depressing drump.
You’re about as exciting as a drump after a barcelona circuit party.
I just took a drump at my boyfriend’s house, I feel like i need to shower.
I’m sorry I got drump stains on your toilet, but thanks for last night!
Why is my tdrump orange?
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A word that has absolutely no meaning. When used correctly, is a good silence breaker.
When said as a silence breaker, add more emphasis on the "rump".
Adam: Hey everyone, meet Laura. Laura is an abortionist.
(Silence)
James: Drump.
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One who behaves like Donald Trump. Generally considered an insult, as he usually makes a fool of himself, says offensive things, and states opinions as if they were truth. Can be considered a combination of "dumb" and "rump".
"Stop being such a drump, or we're going to have to throw you out. We don't tolerate that kind of behavior here!"
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The time-honored tradition of practicing the Drums whilst sitting on the Toilet. Whether you are taking a #1, #2, or none of the above is up to you.
Note: This act requires that you first set up a drum set around your Crapper.
What's all the commotion?
Oh, that's just Travis. He's taking a Drump
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A Trump dump, Nickname for Donald Trump supporters.
A Lot of those southern voters are drumps.
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manipulating a female to engage in sex for one night and never speak with her again. or to phsycially and mentally tramatize another person.
Yo man, I drump this girl last night.
Did you drump that chick yet?
Man, he just drump you!
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When one is unfortunately obligated to take a dump while drunk.
Last night at the bar I was getting wasted with these sluts but then I got the drumps. Ruined my night.
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