Drunked-Up

When you go to a bar see a woman. Think she is very ugly. Have a some drinks see her again, and think she is hot!

Woman: Hello Suga
Man: No Way!
Friend: Got that right

hour later

Woman: Hello
Man: Hey your kind of pretty.
Friend: He is seriously drunked-up

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drunk-ups

Working out while drunk often spontaneously or as a challenge at a bar or party. Derived from drunk push-ups.

Shane bet a free drink that Nan couldn't do 30 drunk-ups while at the pub.

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drunk-ups

hiccups induced by alcohol and being drunk

"Man you drank a bottle of Bacardi and you're hiccuping hella bad, you got the drunk-ups!"

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drunk dial-up

The act of being intoxicated and contacting someone via computer; the computer equivalent of drunk dial

at 2:00 a.m. over the internet

Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf

Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?

Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers

Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.

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Drunk Us Up!

A combination of "Hook us up!" and "Get us Drunk!"

Used when getting a local to show you the popular drinking spots their specific town/city has to offer.

Visiting my friend Devin in Vermont:
Me: You gonna Drunk us up!?
Devin: Fuck yea Man, I know the best bars in town!
Me: Sounds like it's time to fuckin' RAGE!

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drunk the fuck up

when you messed up a very important task because you were too drunk.

I drunk the fuck up, she was unsatisfied.

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drunk the fuck up

Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐

Bobby: ¡Arrivederci amico mio!
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑

Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪