dry humpin

the practice of pretending to 'shag' by humping while keeping the clothes on, by grinding the pelvic areas.
usually attempted by horny women or horny drunk men, not realising the clothes are still on

basicly.

'girl was dry humpin me before i could get em off!'

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You gotta be dry humpin me!

Much more impactful, thrilling and hilarious way to say 'You gotta be kidding me!' with umph.

Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!