dryjack

lonely-man-fun without lotion. masturbation without any form of lubricant. roughin it on the five knuckle chuckle.

When Doug was in Vegas, there was no lubricant available, therefore he was forced to dryjack it

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dryjacked

Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry when they're not dry because you were too slow on the exhale to re-up your quarters.

Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry before they're dry when you still have time on the drier because they saw you get in your car and leave.

Bro, my clothes got dryjacked. Someone took them out of the drier before they were ready and threw them on one of those tables. Now they're all moldy and I have to do them over.

Alice and I put our comforters in the dryer at the laundromat and then put ten quarters in the dryers. We figured we had at least two hours before our dryers expired so we left to go get lunch. We came back an hour later and someone had taken the comforters out of the dryers and put their clothes in. We were dryjacked!

Another lady said she saw the dryjacker run out just before we came back in.

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