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duck jizz

When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.

Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!

Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.

It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.

Gustav: Thanks, old bean!

by scodder September 28, 2012