duck that shot

What your iPhone thinks you typed when you were really upset about something.

Friend: My GF just broke up with me with a text
Me: duck that shot bro

duck shot

meaning mostly like "distant shots". mostly game related. it greatly deals with kills by snipes and from a distance. of course this is related to the word "sniped" considering it means the same thing. just a different funnier more "i pwnd you" way of saying it. more like saying in an offensive way that you were "a sitting duck".

me: "ah dude you know that like so awesome!"

you: "what do you mean?"

me: "well i got most kills and they were all duck shots!"

you: "¬¬... w/e"

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duck shot

To toast a shot of awful booze, usually USA rum, to a plastic duck at Sunday River.

To old farts were making their way up the mountain on a chair lift, when a plastic bird forced them to duck shot, an then quack afterwards.

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Dick Cheney Duck Shot

When a guy pulls his penis out of a woman before nutting, and swings it to the side and nuts on the person next to him.

"Oh No I am gonna nut, *pulls out* Oh, sorry about that Dick Cheney Duck Shot on your face"

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