duckninja

Someone who duck hunts that has ninja like qualities or moves. ie. catlike reflexes, stealthy especially when problems arise, can walk on water if boat problems come about, kill ducks by simply cocking their finger back and saying "crackapow", need no camo (cause they blend in to any background), hunt in nothing more than a loin cloth due to the fact their blood temp stay's a contestant 150 degree's, paws like steel (to avoid nutrirat bites, turn steaks on hot grill for fellow ninja friends), out think the wariest of fowl.

Basicly a stone cold duck killing machine!

All A-team members who hunt ducks at DC are no doubt duckninja's.

Duckninja's tend to make other duckhunters nervous!

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duckninja jr.

Are aspiring duckninja's who have been taken under the wing of a jedi duckninja. Depending on the duckninja in training skill set the period until full blown duckninja status can vary from years to centuries. The ancient duckninja craft has been passed down for thousands of years. Many different decoy sets, calling styles, and or shooting ablities have to be mastered before said trainee can dawn the coveted ninja duck call. All duck ninjas can be identified by their call. One call shall be worn by a true old school taught duckninja. Olt-cutdown 1930-1940 model hand cut by a oltsmith with just the right angle. No other calls can be accepetd!

All posser duckninja's are to be killed on site!

The quickest I have seen someone go from duckninja jr. to a full blown duckninja was one month. She had ninja skills like no other. She goes by SASHA!