a hallow tube that you fill with dryer sheets and exhale smoke (usually of the mary jane type) so your apartment doesnt smell like weed or your parents dont catch you also is called an asshole
Joe: dude lets blaze
Mark: wait man where is the dude tube?
Joe: o shit yeah dont wanna smell the place up
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Someone, necessarily male, who is completely full of themselves and a total dick to boot. A low level of intelligence and a big mouth are also traits attributed to the common dude tube.
Can be utilized with added comedic sensibility when referring to an openly gay man exhibiting the traits outlined above.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fucking dude tube.
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A common internet name for the snake
its somewhere in the middle of nope rope and boop noodle
Person 1: Oh heck it's a danger noodle!
Person 2: No man it's my slippery tube dude
A hard corn on the cob drizzled with grease, long hands, and an overactive digestive system.
That slippery tube dude's got me cucked!
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Holy shit look at that huge slithery tube dude