Dudeyness

The act in which someone appreciates the very word that is dude.

Dude I have so much dudeyness that no other dudes can compare.

Dudeyes

Pronounced (dōō-dâz)

As “dude” is to he/his, and “dudette” is to her/hers, “dudeyes” is to they/them.

Dudes, dudettes, and dudeyes…welcome to the 100th anniversary of the twinkie!!