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The only school in dulwich (although there are 3)
Possibly the best school in south London.
Populated by some of the finest minds in the UK. Hated by most of London (But they dont care)
Ladies men, every single one of them
Dulwich College are SO good
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A batty man park, the only thing here is the white village and the overpriced cafe, year 8s and 7s come here and juul in th bushes
Dulwich park is batty
a suburb where you are likely to find hoboes or bros hanging around looking suss.
via msn
jules: i'm going coming to dulwich hill today
bron: dont stay too long, you'll get rolled or bashed.
jules: oh... and you live there?
bron:yep. *sigh*
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The finest school in Europe. Everyone at the school is a genius and much smarter than the idiots at Alleyn's (which is a shit excuse for a school).
Person 1: Oi matey, is Dulwich College better than Alleyn's?
Person 2: Yes you silly goose! Alleyn's is a dead school for wet wipes (metaphorically speaking)
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Finest school in Europe. Everyone who goes there is a genius and much smarter than the idiots at Alleyn's (shit school nearby).
Person 1: Crikey old chap, did you go to Dulwich College?!
Person 2: Indeed I did and let me say it is a much better school than Alleyn's
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Mostly full of rich, Chinese kids but there's always one token white kid. Famous for good academics and hella good debaters. However their students boring and never leave the house.
Notable things
1. Good music department.
2. At least 10 safeguarding sessions each term, focuses more on reducing sexual assault cases for the sake of their reputation instead of the wellbeing of their students :/
3. Bubble tea sales ripping off desperate, little year 8s.
4. Epic humanities department.
5. One sexual assault case per year.
6. Lacks transparency because their reputation is too important to them... boo hoo.
7. No lanyard, no entry.
"Hey man, you go to Dulwich college beijing?
"Yea! I just got out of our weekly safeguarding PSHLE lesson!"
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Hell.
"Bob died then he went to Dulwich College Beijingβ¦"