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term for the process of jumping immediately after defacation in a portable restroom to prevent blue ass or splashback
They cleaned the portopotties this morning so I had to do the dump and jump to prevent blue ass.
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Go straight from the toilet to the shower after taking a dump, without using toilet paper.
He didn't like to buy toilet paper, so he would dump 'n' jump.
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A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body
Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!
Taking a dump in a bathroom and leaving without wiping. Flushing is optional.
Bob: That guy is so freaking gross. He just dump 'n' jumped in the bathroom.
Joe: Glad I don't have to sit next to him all day!
Bob: .....yeah, well *I* do.
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When you're taking such a hard shit, that when it hits the water, it scares you/hurts you so much, that your only option is to jump.
Gabe : Duuudddee. My head hurts so bad.
Joe : What's wrong?
Gabe : I was shitting and it hurt so bad that I jumped in the air, slipped, and hit my head on my shelf of bongs.
Joe : Damn. The Dump Jump. Always thought that was some legend.
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When you are having sex and you jump over your mate and poop on them in the air.
Me and Amy were having sex when she suggested I Dump Jump her.
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The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”