A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.
Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.
Join me next year, but rsvp.
Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!
Or
I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day