durex

One of the world's leading condom brands.

Quote: Mike the Cool Person from The Young Ones: "A hundred and seventy five pounds worth of durex please."

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durex

Durex: Because you dont know where she's been.

Dude, do you know where she's been? Better be packing some Durex.

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durex

a durex is a type of condom commonly used on horses as to not have the world overpoplulated with little half horse humans(cenitours).if you prefer you could also use a trojan.

pass me a durex i need to do the horse.

or hey were passing a farm pull out the durex's

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Durex Baby

A child born from the use of a failed Durex condom i.e. breakage.

My daughter is a Durex baby.

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Durex Bunny

A Durex Bunny is when a male has ejaculated into two separate condoms and then places them on their partners head as if they had bunny ears.

Hi John, can you please grab those used condoms over their and give me a Durex Bunny.

Durex nigga

Black guy with XXL penis (durex is XXL condom)

Trey: i live a magnum lifestyle Girl: soo i got a durex nigga

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Johney Durex

Johney Durex is another way of saying a Rubber Dildo..

I had a fun time with my Johney Durex.

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