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One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor
"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"
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When you pick up a girl to standing 69, then drop her on her head and leave.
I said lets do something crazy and picked her up upside down. Then she farted in my face so i gave her the ol' dutch uncle.
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a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!
I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.
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Inserting a lolipop into a girls asshole, and then having her suck it while you fuck her.
She was a skank so I introduced her to my Dutch uncle.
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A creepy, weird, or otherwise off-color person. Someone "not quite right".
Bill: Hey, Jim. Did you go to the party last night?
Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.
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I.O.U. ; I am in your debt, I owe you one.
Man thanks for that favor, I'm your dutch uncle
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The releasing of flatulence while performing the mutual oral sex position known commonly as the '69'. Can be intentional or not. Can be simultaneous or not. Usually looked upon as 'aces' when its neither intentional nor simultaneous.
Simon: "So, like, the other day I was boning my girlfriend and we kind of like, slipped into a sixty-nine. Then I let her have it".
Jnizzle:"What"?
Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!
Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"
Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"
Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"
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