E-flexes

Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.

"John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got slow e-flexes."

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e-flex

The art of convincing people over the internet how cool you are. E-flexing is mostly done by E-tards and hobo's with broadband.

Dude, I'm gonna e-flex you so bad, I would so kick your ass! And I'm certain about it even though I've never saw you, also its good that I will never see you, as it would most probably mean I'd get my fat nerdy ass kicked.

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e-peen flexing

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.

Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.

Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.

In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.

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