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1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman
2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!
2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?
Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.
US postal worker: I'll take that.
Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.
US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.
young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?
Something people forgot to use because of fucking social media.
Bob: Hey do you have a facebook? Cause I have some pictures of my job that I want to show you.
Me: Fuck facebook! just E-Mail me if you want to show me something.
a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.
Always scan your e-mails for viruses.
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Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.
- Damnit, my e-mail's been running hot with all these junk Facebook messages today.
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Something that Homestar Runner says to make something appear randomly...
Homestar: E-mail!
Strong Bad: I'm a-knocking on heaven's door *falls* HOLY CRAP!
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Something Urban Dictionary forgot to send me upon rejecting my definition for “MLG”.
Damn, Urban Dictionary did not notify you by sending an e-mail? That's not nice