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Ealing

Queen of the Suburbs. Located somewhere in west London. Contains Acton (chav central), Southall ('little India'), Perivale (more commonly known as 'Perv-vale'), Greenford (home of all those people who have to take the bus to school and end up being late most days) and many more. A nice place, though.

A: You goin' Ealing?
B: Sure.

by word1 November 19, 2010

152πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Ealing

A London Borough. Also known as the London Borough of Poland due to the amount of immigrants from Poland living in this area.

Person 1: Fancy getting the Tube to th London Borough of Ealing?
Person 2: Dont you mean fancy getting the tube to the London Borough of Poland?

by Spunko December 23, 2006

113πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


Ealing

A mostly middle class west London suburb where you're either a slag, a nitty, a chav or all three. Majority of the population can be summed up as somewhat racist white private school kids, wannabe roadmen and judgemental state school kids who pretend to be richer than they are. Described as the Queen of the Suburbs because it's still elite, don't bother living anywhere else.

Person 1: "I heard she lives in Ealing"

Person 2: "Ah, that's why she smells like daddy's money"

by alnevertell March 31, 2020

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


eales

A propa wastecadet but can be influenced by some mandemz from time to time. Occassionally he tends to say "safe" and "bare" to show his approval/disapproval of certain things/people/objects. Generally a term used to describe a typical white boy.

"Safe"...."Bare Mandemz Eales!"....."U r such an Eales!"

by Gangsta Gag LOL March 20, 2008

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


eal

A weird way to spell the sea creature β€œeel”

β€œDang look at that eal!” β€œDude don’t you mean eel?”

by Bucket of beans June 5, 2021

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


EAL kid

retarded.

Person 1: Hey you are a EAL kid
EAL kid: uhhhgaghuh

by EAL KID December 2, 2021

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ealing Common

The place where every schoolchild in Ealing goes on pilgrimage to once per month to pay respects to the founding chavs and have a shag in a bush. Keep watch for wandering roadmen, as they are known to inhabit the outer edges of the park.

You wanna go down to Ealing Common tomorrow? There might even be some spare condoms in one of the bushes.

by idimego June 27, 2022