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earbud

That annoying piece of shit rubber that penetrates your ears. The bass explodes loudly with the earbud/s (can be used plurally).

"Chelsey, you ripped my earbud out!"
"Chelsey, you ripped my earbuds out!"

by Lizzie Liz Fairchild April 29, 2007

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earbud

The sexual act in which the man ejaculates into his partner's ear canal.

She couldn't hear anything right after I finished giving her a huge earbud.

by JJJSchmidt February 25, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Earbuds

Magical devises that transport you to another demension and get you away from all your problems.

I can't hear you. My earbuds are in.

by Dude56931 April 16, 2015

41๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


earbudding

Busting a nut in someone's ear

Me and Sarah are going to be earbudding tonight.

by MaxandCheeese January 23, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


earbuds

poor peopleโ€™s airpods

broke person : yo do you know where i can buy some earbuds
person with airpods : sorry man i dont speak broke

by pastaseotkopcavas February 27, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rat earbuds

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug

Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.

by Suckmytoes_77 April 15, 2021


The Earbud Theory

Boys that wear earbuds are automatically less toxic and more sweet than those that wear airpods. They are usually softer and kinder because they donโ€™t necessarily care about things in the material world. Sources say itโ€™s 100% scientifically factual.

โ€œLook at that kid wearing earbuds, heโ€™s so sweet!โ€ โ€œYeah, heโ€™s a great example of The Earbud Theoryโ€

by eyeswoaface4838 April 3, 2023