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Busting a nut in someone's ear
Me and Sarah are going to be earbudding tonight.
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That annoying piece of shit rubber that penetrates your ears. The bass explodes loudly with the earbud/s (can be used plurally).
"Chelsey, you ripped my earbud out!"
"Chelsey, you ripped my earbuds out!"
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Magical devises that transport you to another demension and get you away from all your problems.
I can't hear you. My earbuds are in.
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The sexual act in which the man ejaculates into his partner's ear canal.
She couldn't hear anything right after I finished giving her a huge earbud.
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broke person : yo do you know where i can buy some earbuds
person with airpods : sorry man i dont speak broke
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Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.
Crafting requirements:
x2 severed rat ears
x1 spare wiring
x1 salvaged aux plug
Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.
Boys that wear earbuds are automatically less toxic and more sweet than those that wear airpods. They are usually softer and kinder because they don’t necessarily care about things in the material world. Sources say it’s 100% scientifically factual.
“Look at that kid wearing earbuds, he’s so sweet!” “Yeah, he’s a great example of The Earbud Theory”