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I can’t hear you
The things you say are irrelevant, offensive or merit less so I put on my ‘air pods’ and turn up my music, headphones or actual fluorescent orange pink earplugs I bought for $.99 from 7-11 the last time I had to sleep over in a cheap motel
Dr. Anna: You are now in the range of Type II Diabetes. You are considered well-managed.
Patient: By one point! I will devote myself to heightened physical activity! I don’t want to go on Ozempic and am not distressed about my weight.
Patient’s mother: Your sister just lost 15 pounds! You are at risk of amputation unless you also take Ozempic!
Patient: I don’t want my stomach to scar, and die, to lose 15 pounds with drugs—earplugs in.
(pl.) Probably one of the best college accessories you can buy. Once they're in your ears, you're able to focus on your homework/exam/whatever without being distracted by outside noise, be it coughing, sniffling or small talk. Seriously, at least try taking an exam with them in. You can thumbs-up the definition later.
You don't need a study drug. You just need earplugs.
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The definition of earplugs is when you are facefucking a girl and shge sucks at givven head, so you pull your dick out of her mouth and then procide to jizzz in each ear, so she cant hear and then you can call your buddy up and say how shitty the head was, and to not try for it
last night i was gettin head from megan and she was so bad i had to give her some new pearly earplugs
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Somebody cums in someones ear so when it drys you can not hear.
Tanner-"Dude shes asleep."
George-"Im gonna give her a scandinavian earplug!"
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What you put to listen to your favourite song in your mind when someone is talking to much and you want to block them out. Note: These are not headphones. People can see headphones. This are imaginary. USE WITH CAUTION!
Tori was talking to much so I just put in my Musical Earplugs and nodded along to the music. The funny thing is that she thought I was a agreeing with her; the annoying thing is that this encouraged her to KEEP TALKING!
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The act of a man sticking a tampon in a womans ear, and then ejaculating on the tampon, making it expand and get stuck in the ear. Usually done when a man is angry with the woman.
"Sue, let's have sex!"
"Johhny, I dont want to have sex tonight!"
"Well dear, I may just have to give you a soggy earplug then!"
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Soft, pliable material inserted into ones ears to protect them from the harmful rays of UV bullshit.
Jack: Hey, Johnny, did you know that-
Johnny: O shit, better put on my bullshit earplugs *puts them on*
Jack: *Incoherent gibberish*
Johnny: Sorry, could you repeat that, without the bullshit?
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