Eat bird

An interjection similar to "get lost" or "quit it"

Entomology: Comes from a story on TardBlog where a retarded boy eats an embryonic bird and later exclaims "eat bird" - it's usage, however, has little to do with the entomology.

Random guy: Hey baby, let's see those tits!
Girl: Eat bird.

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eat bird

An interjection similar to "get lost" or "quit it"

Entomology: Comes from a story on TardBlog where a retarded boy eats an embryonic bird and later exclaims "eat bird" - it's usage, however, has little to do with the entomology.

Random guy: Hey baby, let's see those tits!
Girl: Eat bird.

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eat the bird

Used as an expression to accompany giving someone the finger, telling him or her to literally consume it; therefore, you are in essence symbolically telling the person to suck dick.

This was used to great effect in John Waters' film "Pink Flamingos."

"Eat the bird, bitch!" (from the aforementioned film)

Jim: If this party isn't fun, I'm gonna be pissed.
Tim: Shut up, Jim.
Kim: Yeah, Jim. Eat the bird.

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eats like a bird

To consume small portions.

Oh, her? She's a cheap date. She eats like a bird.

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Japanese bird eating

When your making out with a girl then you throw up in her mouth

Girl: I don't feel to good.
Guy: Let's try Japanese bird eating

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what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan

what the fuck

"what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan" are you saying

bird-eating cloud

Minor character in Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon written by the almighty Strong Bad.

*chomp* *chomp*