efcww

Elongated fire crotch weiner wizard. Commonly shortened to just fire crotch or said alphabetically E F C W W.

BACKGROUND:
Primarily nicknamed by the wandering warlock Isaac whilst upon the philosophical bench of lore. The first and last of its kind. Native to the blazing outback region of northern utah. Possesing a medusa-like quality, Legend says that merely looking upon this brilliant, spleenless creature can leave a man jealosy-ridden and with an overwhelming sense of inadequacy. Be careful if youre ever to encounter the fair beast, for youre confidence will ne'r be found intact.

Look out!! Here comes!!!!.... EFCWW.