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When a guy sticks his penis in eggnog and a girl gives him a blowjob.
Guy: "Did you buy the eggnog?"
Girl: "Yeah, Why?"
Guy: "Wanna give me an eggnoggin?"
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Da headachy fuzzy-brained feeling dat you wake up with after an evening of gluttonously guzzling "thickened flavored milk" Christmas-cordial. Said painful woozy hangover can occur even if said super-rich liquid-libation isn't of the "spiked" variety, since each sip packs so many calories and carbs.
I really "went to town" scooping up bargains at WalMart's post-Christmas groceries-sale, and now I gots a major case of eggnoggin!!