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Most amazing last name around. Everyone in the family is drop
Dead beautiful. Once you get to know an Eisenberg you’ll never want to forget them. They are the most amazing people in the world. There smart funny beautiful and most amazingly awesome
Omg it’s the Eisenberg’’s I love them.
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Jesse Eisenberg is the name of the sexiest man alive. He is jesus reincarnated. If someone tells you that Jesse looks like a monkey then they should not be on this planet.
You: I’m hot
Me: no Jesse Eisenberg is hot
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The phenomenon in film of swapping out the stagnated, boring Michael Cera for the slightly less stagnated, boring Jesse Eisenberg.
Q: Did you see Michael Cera in Zombieland? He definitely picked up another emotion besides adorable kerfuffledness! And I didn't feel the urge to cry out of confusion when he got the girl!
A: That wasn't Michael Cera. The casting director wisely performed the Eisenberg Switch.
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