When two guys both engage in anal sex with each other at the same time. Both thrusting in and out like an elevator shaft (up and down).
Eric and David like performing an elevator shaft while they are being watched.
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the process by which a male cuts off his partners head at the neck, and continues to stick his member into the newly created throat straight up and down.
Stan" I gave your sister the elevator shaft yesterday
Mark" That would explain the blood
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To publicly obliterate the credibility, validity, or integrity of a person, place, object, organization, or idea to such an extent that the victim experiences a level of degradation greater than or equal to the amount of humiliation commonly experienced when tumbling down an elevator shaft.
"Did you see that huge piece of toilet paper stuck to the boss's shoe during the meeting last night?"
"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."
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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"
"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"
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Drinking a draft beer in one sip so that instead of having a sip line every few inches, the entire glass is coated with the leftover foam. Works especially well with Guinness.
I just elevator shafted that beer. It went... STRAIGHT DOWN!!!
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A man with a small penis that tries to have sex with a girl while shes drastically bent over.
I dont know why he was trying that position but you may have well just thrown a hot dog down an elevator shaft.
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