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Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em

a card game played like Texas Hold 'em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second "sip," the winner of the hand can substitute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)

We used to get crushed at Apt F. on Friday's by playing Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em.

by cromag cousin June 25, 2007

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


rack em dack em

The act of stealing someone's belongings before pulling down their pants, brutally shaming them.

Kieran: "Hey, you wanna go out for a session of rack em dack em?"

David: "Absolutely! I can't wait to shame people."

by purpleprincess24 May 21, 2018


rock 'em, sock 'em

violent and energetic, concussive

He can't get enough of the rock 'em, sock 'em action of a monster truck rally.

by Light Joker September 30, 2005

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tape Em' & Rape Em'

The action of taping someone to a large cylinder shaped object and, you know, BANG EM'................. without their consent."

"Dude, I saw this old guy taped to a tree the other day getting screwed by this other old guy."

"Yeah I know, I was there. Others around them were screaming "Tape em' & Rape em'!"

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


break em stroke em

The method of wheeling a 10 to bed with you. Gradually confuse the woman by giving her a strong compliment followed by a small diss. Eg. "You're eyes are gorgeous, but you might want to think about painting those nails." After several uses. This smokeshow is going to keep coming back for more reassurance that she's hot ... But doesn't think your a bitch for saying she's so pretty all night. Then ya pounce on the best lay of your life :D

Break Em Stroke Em:

"Kiddie, just gotta fuckin break em and stroke em, the babies love it. Keeps em guessing... Yullll yulll"

by Baratheon the Andal July 23, 2015


em em

she’s a very good person who you very much like

she’s such a good em em

by summer18 May 28, 2018

22πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


rag em, bag em 'n' tag em

a phrase often encouraging rage in a person to cause mass triumph over multiple hostiles

a group of chavs decide to pick on a couple normal guys, little do the chavs know that one of the guys is world boxing champ and has a can of whoop ass in his hand.
the other guy then says to his mate lets rag em, bag em 'n' tag em.

by alx potham April 21, 2008

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž