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that one ahole who uses way to many emojis
look at that emojier so annoying
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once a cool thing for texting, but is now utterly annoying due to the admiration of 5-10 year old kids. they all ruined them and are now being turned into a fucking movie.
Kylie: hey girl did u see the emoji movie? it was so cool i think im gonna get a shirt with #emojiswagsquad!!
Jonny: U r 8 freaking years old and u already ruined the word swag squad and emoji. now ur gonna turn it into a shirt! FML
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the ultimate reversion of modern languages back to hieroglyphics
"I need a damned guide to read some of these emoji!"
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"Hey, why'd you shoot that guy?"
"He used an emoji"
"You're a hero and a good person."
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Something that should never be used, it is humanity's worst idea ever. Emoji's should not exist and the people who came up with the idea for the Emoji Movie deserve to die a painful death.
A guy uses an emoji to try to slide into a girl's DMs. He never sees her again.
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1. Things that managed to get on adolescent girls' beds, clothing, etc.
2. The premise of a most-likely shit movie coming in 2017.
3. A new language that will take over the world.
4. Unreadable squares for people without iPhones or Samsungs.
5. Wild animals commonly sighted on social media sites and messaging chats.
1. WOW! Her bed is amazing with those emojis on the sheets!
2. The Emoji Movie - August 11, 2017
3. ✈️🔜🌵🌞
4. Bart: Dude, what are you spamming in the chat?
4b. Ralph: Little circles with eyes!
5. KWEEN: yes!!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
5b: SELFEE-ADDICT: LMFAO TRUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! 😘😟😤🙂😨🙃☹️😘😰😅😗
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The act of ramming a girl up the ass with Diet Coke and Mentos while covering your dick in cheese (smegma is acceptable) and ramming it down her throat, whether she likes it or not. This is then followed by shoving the bottle of Diet Coke in her vagina and making a bunch of funny faces while spitting some cum in her mouth and is finished by shoving the bottle of Diet Coke in her mouth while railing her anally.
The Emoji Movie makes great background noise for this sex act.
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