Equipment

It is the entire male package. We're talking the nuts and bolt, the twig and berries, the cock and balls.

Brandon: "Hey have you heard all the talk about Dan's incredible member?"

Lee: "Yeah, why is such good equipment wasted on a fucking mormon?"

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Equipped

1. Often used in conjunction with an adjective to describe the magnitude of ones penis; if no adjective is provided, it is generally accepted that "equipped" refers to a large penis.

2. Carrying a firearm.

1. After sifting through his huge collection of pornography, Mason suddenly felt inadequately equipped in comparison to the ginormous penii that filled his screen.

2. During the lobby scene in the Matrix, Neo was properly eqipped for the situation at hand.

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Equipment

have a guess! Duh!

I have sophisticated equipment thats well hard

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equip

To don an acessory or article of clothing. A very common term in RPG's (Role PLaying Games) and therefore most popular with gamers.

Friend: "You've played enough Final Fantasy, lets go outside"
Gamer: "Ok, just let me equip my shoes first."

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equipment

the male genitals, the penis, scrotum and testicles

He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.

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EQUIPMENT

EVERY QUAIL U INSEST PEOPLE MURDER EVERY MAN TODAY

LAST NIGHT WE HAD AN EQUIPMENT MEETING AND THE STAFF IS SO CHEAP, WE HAD TO INSEST PEACOCKS.

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Equipments

The plural of equipment.
2 or more equipment

I bought some equipments for my dad

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