erfect

When something is almost perfect.

Me: I got a 99% on my test!
Mom: That's just erfect!

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Erfection

A mix of erection and infection; it’s when an erection gets an infection.

“What’s the deal Doc?”
“I’m sorry Jake...you have an Erfection.”
“Is it serious?”
“I can prescribe you medicine for the infection, but your penis won’t be able to erect anymore.”