esheon

Useless; Failure at life; Waste of space.

Why are you being such an esheon at this? Jeez, you're so being an esheon right now! A chicken pecking bird seed off of a keyboard would be more useful than you, you esheon.

esheon

A floating unit of measure used in determining a players damage per second.
Where the higher the number of esheons, the better performance.

Man, I suck. I was only able to do one esheon on that last pull.