When you or another person gets cockblocked so hard, that you have to rethink life for atleast 1 week.
"Yo dude, why are you looking like someone with Vietnam flashbacks?"
"Bro, i was at the bar trying to approach that girl, but she evergreened me"
"You mean she cockblocked you like the...?"
"Like this fucking ship blocking the Suez canal, yes."
1. something that remains perennially fresh, or interesting, something enduring
2. an article that is billed as news but is really penetrating analysis (from the notion that such material is perdurably useful)
I just had to call bullshit on the latest evergreen article the collage's paper published.
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A massive object that blocks a water way
I've just had a right Evergreen. It took three flushes to get rid.
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A neighborhood located in The South eastern part of San Jose, CA. It is a part of East Side San Jose, although the outskirts are in the South Side of the city. It's population is a majority Asian and Hispanic. Because Evergreen is a large community, it is divided into 4 parts: East Evergreen, West Evergreen, North Evergreen, and South Evergreen. It is mostly a safe area to live. However, The western parts of Evergreen are where a majority of crime in San Jose occurs, besides the Story and King area. Crimes are linked back mostly to gangs, as Evergreen has many Norteno and Crip gangs, along several other gangs. Evergreen is commonly referred to as the "Eves" or "The Green".
Person1: Where you from?
Person2: Evergreen
P1: Where you reppin'?
P2: Shout out to the Eves!
P1: Which part of San Jo you from?
P2: The Green
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When an object just won't fit into a space.
Things didn't work out due to me getting evergreened in her Suez Canal.
1. Something that causes a situation to come to a halt.
2. A more appropriate way of saying "cockblock".
"Before I quit my job, I pulled an Evergreen on my boss. Hope he enjoys that overtime."
" Him? Your wingman? Nah fam, he just an Evergreen."