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someone who is GODDAMN AWESOME DEFINITELY A KOOL KAT. awesome singer / gtarist.
girl one: omg there is ewen lets have sex with him
girl two: OK!!!!
pet dog: wooF!
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1. Of or displaying a general lack of conscientiousness
2. To show little and / or poor judgement
3. A general state of malaise not unlike a hangover brought on by a largely forgotten night of severe drinking.
"I think Dave might get fired, he's been acting really ewen lately."
"Dude, I think I had about 20 shots of Jameson last night, I'm totally ewen right now."
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someone with a very small head.
look at that pin-head hes a ewen!
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A Ewen is a massive chad.
He does not care what other people think and does what he wants.
He is not crude or vulgar, but speaks his mind.
He radiates elegance, class and intelligence.
Every woman who sees Ewen looks up to him instantly.
"Here comes Ewen!!!! *creams*"
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Deposed chief ladyboy of mulletts.
Often known as 'gimp spit' or more simply 'gimp'.
Has a fondness for monkeys and small hairy boys
'Put yer monkey away, i can smell Ewen coming...'
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A town in Ulster County, New York. Such a shitty little town, I had to make the definition for it just now because nobody's ever heard of it. Even people who live in Port Ewen have never heard of the place. Contains a Chinese take out restaurant, marina, pharmacy, and that's about it.
You: "I'm from Port Ewen."
Friend: "Where?"
You: "I don't even know, man."
idiot: Is that streaming legend Lylium72, aka Ewen Cameron?!
chad: yep. and he's one big dick happy boi, i'll tell you hwat. ;D