Exaporating

What happens to men's jeans after being left on a chair on a hot day. Typically, the man does not wear underwear so the funk be with the jeans. Some exaporates into the chair while most exaporates into the air.

What's that puse colored haze over the jeans in my chair?
Oh.. I know... I reverse turtled for a long time and had some strong fettichimny for lunch. With refrieds and now their exaporating.
turtle, refrieds, gas puse

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exaporate

A form of complete and utter destruction; a cross between explosion and evaporation, often accomplished by means of alien ray gun.

DANIELLE: Can you tell if that goat is a boy or a girl?

BRIAN: Hella-no! Good thing we have these alien ray guns. Let's just exaporate it.

DANIELLE: Good idea! (They shoot.)

GOAT: Sho-o-o-o-o-ot. (The GOAT dies.)

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