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excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by Jebus December 31, 2005

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excremeditation

being overwhelmed by existential poop to the point that everything you think about seems like poop.

I've been watching cable news broadcasts all week and now I'm in in a constant state of excremeditation.

by therestlessadmin August 30, 2011

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