eyetops

The generic name for the wearable technology worn over the eyes that will rapidly make all other personal computing devices appear on the "reduced to clear" aisle.

It comes from the logical progression: desktops to laptops to eyetops.

Probably will reverse global warming with the carbon footprint reduction - no more big screens burning expensive electricity, just bigger better virtual screens, all to yourself!

"My business has crashed, my friends never call and my wife has left me. What happened?"

"Sir can you please pay for your TV-meal-for-one and 24-pack of strong beer, leave the store and tomorrow morning, get up, have a shave and a shower and consider visiting your local eyetops store and rejoining the rest of humanity."

"Do you think they'll have me?"

"You'll do just fine..."