facebook widow

a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker

b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing

Samantha: Have you talked to Jill lately?
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.

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Facebook widower

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)

I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!

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