facebox

n. a thoroughly better way to say facebook, considering the number of socially inept douches obsessed with it

"heeey girl! u need to sign up on facebook - it's like the coolest thing ever!!"

"oh u mean facebox? i hear it has a lot of obsessed douches"

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facebox

v. To send someone an inbox message on Facebook. Meant to help you stop sounding stupid, like while telling someone to 'inbox' you or 'Facebook message' you, in which case they will invariably use the shitty Facebook Chat instead.

"Hey, send me that link on Facebook."
*recieves link via Chat, subsequently causing the entire browser to close and all hell to generally break loose*
"NO you asshat, facebox me!"

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facebox

when you go hunting for box on facebook

i 'facebox'ed your mum last night

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Faceboxing

A method of giving oral sex. Which uses the vigorous method of bogging and waving such as the sport of boxing. Also the face may take a pounding.

After years of practice at giving head. She is one of the best at faceboxing.

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Facebox

Giving a politically-charged status update on Facebook.

"Boy, Mary was really up on her Facebox about healthcare reform."

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FACEBOX

when someone sends you an inbox message on facebook

if you want to say something personal to me dont put it on my wall Facebox me

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facebox-360

someone hitting themselves(1) or others(2) in the face with an xbox 360

(1)"DUDE! GENE SIMMONS JUST FACEBOX-360'D HIMSELF!"
(2)"DUDE! LADY GAGA JUST FACEBOX-360'D JUSTIN BIEBER!"

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