When your face touches your dick.
George had a facedick moment yesterday.
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When someone on Facebook is on some other Facebook user's dick.
Jane is on Bob's facedick, she likes all his statuses and photos.
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The most annoying someone or something that you know.
Scott:You know that Devin kid?
Rick: Yeah, he's such a fucking facedick.
This videogame is impossible, it's so annoying! It' such a facedick!
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When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.
Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.
Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.
"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "
"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.
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