When your penis is being worshiped by someone stimulating it using their face. Face rubbing of the penis.
My wife loves to give me a dry facejob so my cock head slides softly over her nose and lips.
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An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face.
brad and angelina are getting married?
angelina pregnant with brad's children?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!
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An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face
brad and angelina are getting married?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!
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when one receives a blowjob while checking/ updating ones facebook
similar to a blumpkin
dude my girlfreind just gave me the best facejob and i blew a load all over the key board
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The act of making an unnecessarily and overtly flattering comment on someone's Facebook status
Person 1: Did you see ____'s Facebook status?
Person 2: Yeah, did you see the comment that _____ made on it? Totally gave them a Facejob!
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Is a basketball slang " catch phrase " for a slam dunk that is done over another player with attitude and power; ( aka ) " In your Face " dunk.
Most smaller players like to give a Dunkadelic Facejob to bigger and stronger players. Scottie Pippen gave Patrick Ewing one of the sickest Dunkadelic Facejobs I've ever seen back in 1994.
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