faking out

faking out: drunk kissing. So you're at a party and you end up kissing your best friend or just someone who's really icky. It doesn't matter, cos you weren't making out, you were faking out (can also be used for popular people and geeks)

'Woah, you were totally making out with Laurence, we have photographic evidence'
'What? that wasn't making out, that was faking out!'
(and your integrity stays intact!)

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The Fake Out

When a girl pretends to be unsure if she has a condom, in reality knows it's in tucked in the corner of the upper right hand drawer

G1: I want to be safe but not seem like I fuck guys so much I have 'Stash'.
G2: Just do the fake out, bonus the anticipation makes the sex better!

Faked-Out

This word is used in basketball to describe a player made to look stupid by another player.

Sports Announcer:Did you see Kobe get Faked-Out of his shoes by Ray Allen.

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Fake out

When a parent wraps an empty box in Christmas paper to fuck with their kids.

Made famous in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when did it to Dennis and Dee and screamed "fake out" when they opened their gifts.

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The Fake-Out

When you are having sex, and you pull out just before you cum and tell your partner you'll be finishing in their mouth...at the last second tilt your cock upward and bust one in her eye while screaming FAKE OUT!

The Fake-Out, according to urbandictionary.com apparently has to be used in a sentence.

"I was fucking my girlfriend last night and i totally pulled the fake out...we haven't spoken since."

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fake outs

When a member of the female sex wears sunglasses so big that it fakes out guys on whether or not they are attractive. These are most commonly seen among individuals like Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan and their followers.

"DAMNNN that's a hott girl driving over there." "Nah man, she's wearing fake outs, she's probably not cute."

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The Fake Out

When you're doing a girl and you pull out and spit on her back, so she thinks you came. When she turns around you jizz in her face

The Fake Out made my girlfriend pissed...
It was just too fucking funny though

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