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fap happy

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.

"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."

by Divisionbear May 15, 2009

32πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


fap happy

one who proform's the act of masturbation to an obsessive extent

fred: man i hate that guy larry hes such a fap happy bag of cunts

by issaru0 February 8, 2009

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


happy fap

When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!

Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!

by Lilbitch January 8, 2014

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.

Tryna happy fap me spider man?

by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023