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fapality

Instant orgasm due to very erotic porn pics

I had planned a nice and lazy fap session but as soon as I saw your pic Fapality happened

by Fatso McFatydude May 19, 2018

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fapalitis

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.

Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.

by TheRealShit.T.O June 21, 2011


fapalizing

When you are on an internet porn chat room, socializing and fapping.

Dude was at motherless.com and was fapalizing with all the girls.

by xbuttonsx March 13, 2011

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Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017