When you hit a girl on the ass but then you say sorry and then you punch her in the face and she calls you daddy while you doing distraction dance from henry stickmin like a fucking 12 year old.
Andrew Bill David Douglas: While I'm milking some cows in my farm, I want to tell you a story... I caused fappinthroisis since I hit a girl on the ass, said sorry, puched her face, she called me daddy while I was doing distraction dance.
Hillbilly Joe: what the fu-