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A phrase originated in your friendly neighborhood Publix supermarket. When you eat chipotle or taco bell and you have major gas you ask to fart in someones mouth to avoid the spread of a potentially horrid scent.
Hey Sardines lemme fart in that mouth on aisle 2
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For one to say the sentence and then proceed to open the mouth and let a stinky poopy fart drift into the mouth.
Jason: dude you’re freaking gay!
Ralph: no I’m not dude!
Jason: yeah you are!
Fred casually walks into the argument
Fred: Fart In My Mouth!!
talking gibberish; not making sense
Listen you stupid Texan, I can't tell if you're talking or farting through your mouth. So, leave me alone!!
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girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
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Someone who is known widely and talked about frequently for having bad breath. Whenever they get near someone they are told to get a mint or to just leave.
A Fart mouthed toad is usually black haired, average height, and lacking basic hygeine such as showering aswell.
A Fart mouthed toad can also be known for excessivley bad Body Odor. The Body Odor is so rancid that no one can come within 7 feet of them without smelling it, or their bad breath.
Fart Mouthed Toads are usually loners that spend social events playing on their phone or another hand held device.
Their lack of personal hygeine makes them an outcast, yet they do nothing to fix it.
Mouth: Wow, i was just standing next to that Fart Mouthed Toad in line and I had to move to the back it was so bad.
Body Odor: I was running track behind that Fart Mouthed Toad I had to drop back a position so I wouldn't breathe that toxic air.
Loner: Wow that Fart mouthed toad is just sitting in the corner watching ESPN on his phone, does he not know there are girls out here?
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