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One who has mastered the art…of fart
“Gus’ farts are amazing!”
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."
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An individual whose appreciation for art runs along the lines of fringe, cult, cheese, camp and/or any combination thereof. So enamored are they that they're compelled to spread the love through blogging, free movie nights and armchair-auteur recreations.
In cult movie circles, Mike Nelson and Joel Hodgson are as highly contested as Capt. Kirk and Capt. Picard are to Star Trek nerds. No matter how you slice it, they are both fartistes of the highest calibre.
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A person who turns a fart into a work of art.
Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.
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Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!
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fart•ist
/ˈfärdəst/
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a person who produces audible posterier flatulence as a profession or hobby.
synonyms: designer of audible toots, creator of passive poots, originator of silent fluffies, producer of gaseous stench; old master of cut and run and mistaken identity.
He was an escape fartist.
A work of art lacking in technique but still amusing and creative. Carelessness or the artists apathy being it's strongest quality.
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A fake artist. The new generation of rich, nothing to do kids. Their art is all about shock value, aesthetic, and how it might sound when explaining it to a group of mutual friends in a dive bar. Fartist's are internally tormented for not being born Jack Kerouac or Charles Bukowski, so they invent pseudo life struggles to get close to the likes of great men and woman like that.
The more pretentious, the more their fart (fake art) smells.
Fartist 1: Hey man, I just wrote a song: "I can't stand living one more night, on my friends mattress, another parental fight..."
Fartist 2: Shit, that was tight. Would you mind tearing a hole in my shirt so it looks like I sleep in the woods against my will.
Fartist 1: Hell ya brother.
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