Fartlighting

A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.

Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."

fartlighter

A flamethrower (the weapon).

I had a quad-powered rocket launcher, but still got fragged by someone with a fartlighter.

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fartlighting

gaslighting but epic

gretel : “timmy.. stop fartlighting me.”
timmy : “no”

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